Soooo “CBK’s” now that we have had a moment of time to stand still with ALL this reflecting, and dying that celebrities have been doing as of late, let’s get BACK to BUSINESS. Being a CBK. Now, before I begin, I must shout out my Texas support… hahahaha, hey K.Wade, thanks for the love!! Continue to keep reading and leave a comment… WHEN YOU ARE NOT AT WORK!!
But this particular post is dedicated to the many of my CBK’s who have issues with sneakin’ ‘em in!! What is the sneak in? Well it goes like this, now of course being a CBK does NOT mean that our “lives” become completely ignored. Now when I talk about our lives, I mean our company. Now let me clarify, when I say company, I mean our “friends” of the opposite sex, coming by.
So my story begins like this, I am chatting with a fellow “CBK,” who wants to have “company” stop by, however, does NOT want the hassle of KIM ALL in the BUSINESS!! Now of course, I am thinking this could be a great topic for my blog, but I also feel as though I need to assist in coming up with.. (a) How are we going to get in/out of Kim’s house DISCRETLEY and (b) How high school is this? I mean REALLY?
Now of course, in the end, everything worked itself out. But I really had to reflect and think. CBK’s, what are we going to do? What is it that you do? Does Kim allow you to have company? Can they spend the night? Do we call it spending the night as adults? Are you a student of the daytime sneak in (DSI, if you will)? You know having guest over when EVERYONE, except you, are working. Hahahaha, you KNOW who YOU are!! Or are you one of those CBK’s who does your sneak in, between 1:00am-4:00am, when everyone else is sleeping?
..you REALLY know who you are!!!!
What is that you do….?
I know what I do….
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Funny.
ReplyDeleteYou know when someone feels the need to publicly state that he/she is "not a racist," they are IN FACT a complete racist. Similarly, we ALL KNOW that when someone utters the phrase, "I was talking to a friend about (fill in the blank)..." that there really is NO DAMN FRIEND! Lmao! Good try though OG CBK....
Anyhow, to be honest, my biggest concern isn't really about how I get'em in or how Kim feels about my cumpany (sorry, couldn't pass up a good pun), my issue is, how do I pull this off with my TT's (aka dates)?!?!?!?!
Well, life is ALL about adapting to change....and I did.
You see, in my younger days I exclusively sought out nice young ladies with........DADDY ISSUES! Talk about your proverbial CASH COWS!!! The ambiguous nature of being called DADDY during a "session" is truly one of life's paradoxical joys. But I digress...
It's not that I no longer seek these "father-less fillies," it's just that they have to possess another title as well.....fellow CBK'er!
Look, ain't no mortgage/insurance/car-note/daycare/utility-bill/cell-phone/credit-card PAYING-ASS chick gonna be caught dead trying to tip-toe on old hardwood floors, whisper-giggle past Kim's bedroom, or allow you to stuff your son's white undershirt down her esophagus when her moans and groans reach the "shut-the-hell-up-my-moms-gonna-hear-your-damn-coyote-howls" decibel level. Sorry. It's just NOT gonna happen. BUT...find you a nice young lady that pays ALL of those bills, except the MORTGAGE, and both of you are in like Flynn....all UP IN ya mama's house!
See, she doesn't mind being the "creepEE" because she has already played the part of "creepER!" She's got the Great Sneak-In down to a SCIENCE! She knows ALL the tricks-of-the-trade, if you will. Plus, she never feels entitled or superior...you know...so long as your sheets and draws are clean.
Bottom line, if you are a CBK, there is nothing better than the comfort, ease, and lack of insecurity provided when dating a fellow CBK'er and bringing her back to mom's crib. She won't HESITATE to slither on to the "back of the house" to do what she does best. (Sidenote...is it me, or do ALL CBK'ers live in the "back of the house?" As if it offers "more independence" or something...lmfao!)
So ladies...if this finds you currently/permanently stuck at Kim's house, please forward all of your resumes, photo portfolios and Facebook pages to "Amigo's" on Colorado Blvd. I'll gladly stop by to pick them up on some random, late-night, weekday drinking-mission....THANKS!
P.S. Those that check YES next to the box that reads, "I Haven't Seen My Daddy Since Braided Belts Were Fashionable," will all have your paperwok processed with priority.
P.S.S Mango Margaritas on me if you're serious, hell...maybe even a pitcher!
Till the next one!
*R.I.P. Eleno*
Oh my! "Father-less fillies" are "cash cows"? Rafael M., sir, you are something different!
ReplyDeleteThank you Rafael for once again, your off the wall comments.. I LOVE IT!! You ALWAYS seem to see the funny in ANY SITUATION
ReplyDeleteG. Thomas,
ReplyDeleteThanks???
Anonymous,
If I don't who will?
Speaking of seeing the funny in "any situation," can I be straight up and admit that, yes...yes I did LMAO when I first saw the video of MJ spinning into the ground like the Tasmanian Devil with his crop aflame! That bald spot on his "crown"??? H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S!!! I guess that's the real reason behind the moniker, "King of Pop."
I know, I know....too early, right? Whatever.