What’s up my fellow friends, I want to start off by thanking those who have responded to me on my comment page. Although Mr. M, you can’t be forreal, I mean REALLY? Well anyway, I am glad we had a discussion about this job search. To be honest, I am searching; I am more focusing on my “contacts” for my search. I don’t like these job search engines, they seem to be too saturated, but, truth be told, my contacts are coming up DRY…
Well many of you know, my Kim went to the hospital, she’s cool, she's fine, but it had me thinking. How often do I tell Kim I love her, the beauty and sanctity of our relationship(at times), but most importantly, is my ROOM CLEAN and ARE THE DISHES PUT UP, BEFORE KIM COMES HOME? Cause you KNOW how Kim HATES coming home and the CHORES aren’t done. So here’s a random thought “COMEBACK” kids, do we call them chores? Do we even have chores? If we keep a dirty room, are we wrong for leaving it the way it is and going out? Personally, my Kim is cool about the room, UNTILL we have a family/friend function about to happen at our house. So “COMEBACK” kids, what does your Kim do? Do you have daily chores? If so, what are you responsible for taking care of? At what age do we STOP calling them CHORES? Do we get paid an allowance?... (I guess living with Kim is technically our allowance huh?).. well, until then guys, if you wanna roof over your heads.
..KEEP CLEANING GUYS!!
shout out to Ms. B. Lewis... (an undercover COME BACK kid!!!) lol..lol, and Ms. C. Craig I KNOW you read my blog!!!!
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Hell no I don't call'em chores! Even though my mom, excuse me, Kim, LOVES to...I prefer the term "annoying-sh**-I-have-to-do-to-continue-living-rent-free."
ReplyDeleteBtw, here's the key to doing these "so-called chores"...(Kims, do not read further). When it's time to perform these tasks make sure that you do so while your Kims are there to SEE you work. You see, these Kims take GREAT PLEASURE in seeing you labor over their floors, sinks, bathrooms, chimneys, porches, stoves, tables, countertops, and those damn POOPER SCOOPERS!!!! Especially at the wee hours of 9:00-10:00 AM on a SUNDAY MORNING!!! As if the NFL pre-game conversations are of no importance. But I digress....
Let them see you do the work, and if you're not sweating, splash a little water on your forehead and under your arms. They LOVE them some sweat-equity!!! If you do the work when they're not around, they walk in the house later on and their eyes are IMMEDIATELY drawn to ALL THE SH** YOU DIDN'T DO!!! I swear, NOTHING vexes me more....
Just a friendly tip from a fellow COMEBACK KID...trust me, it'll earn you just a little more time to put-off the next set of "chores," to spend more time reading and writing YOUR favorite blogs on THEIR computers!
Till the next one, Queen Comeback.
Chores-Schmores!!! See, I've devised a nice little system that keeps er'body happy! Do a little bit each day. I know, I know (as you moan n groan)...take one for the team. And most importantly as my fellow comeback kid mentioned: IN FRONT OF KIM!! She needs to see you in action.
ReplyDeleteYou see, ima seasoned CBK (OG, if you will) and with an offspring to add to the madness.(In house babysitter tho...THEE Best). Yea, it gets a lil hectic at times, not to mention the short story LONG (not long story short) conversations or the: can you pick me up some #^%^& at the store when you go or Kim wanting to carpool to family functions (sheesh)!!!!!
Uhh huh, yes I will clean up sme sh*t, cuz Kim keeps it Food Network up in here EVERY NIGHT...and promptly ready by 6pm (quit playin..good sh*t too!!!).
Soo, remember, its okay to drag out a trash can or two to the curb or scrub a toilet er' now & then.....Its all about the give-take people!!
YO!!! How's about a new blog entry B! Damn....
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